Jenna Marbles on Being You

Monday, March 29, 2010

Then Harvey and Jane paddled up to me. Each grabbing a side or the kayak, they proceeded to press down one after the other, so that my kayak was rocking quite severely. Luckily I was kneeling at the time, and by simply swaying in the opposite direction of the person pushing down, I stayed upright. Unluckily, Harvey wasn't having any of this, and he simply jumped out of his kayak onto mine and capsized me. I, being the tourettes wannabe that I am, promptly started screaming obscenities. Flipping the kayak back up the way that it's supposed to be, I clambered back in and attempted revenge, which only saw me being flipped again. I gave up at this point, and continued with the kayaking. At the end our instructor announced that we were going to play a game called "first to capsize Harvey." Someone promptly did so, and we cheered with great enthusiasm. On the way back in, Harvey once again capsized me, and, being the equal opportunity gal that I am, simply grabbed his kayak from in the water and returned the favour. He, in return pushed my kayak away from me, and was rewarded with a fresh bout of potty mouth. I retrieved my kayak and attempted to return to shore, where he pushed me out again. Luckily I held onto the "wharf" and managed to get in without too much trouble. Next we had orienteering.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Amusing...but not sure about the potty mouth/tourettes???