Just thought of my favourite teacher quote of all time, Mrs Barton: "When you go to Nice, because of course you'll go to Nice, why wouldn't you go to Nice? Nice is Nice."
Note italicizing if nice at the end. This one is pronounced nice, like the word that it is, and all the others are pronounced as neece, for those who weren't aware of this. It was sooo funny at the time, but I guess it was a "you had to be there" moment... It happened in History last year.