Jenna Marbles on Being You

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Thursday, May 6, 2010

OMD (oh my Dimitri). Trying to do research for my speech, but failing epically. I'm torn between a few topics (ok, more than a few): animal cruelty, the evolution of the Ducati Desmosedici GP10, global warming and its effect on the future of the earth and its inhabitants, the Russian Revolution, the Spanish Civil War, the rise and fall of Nazism and its after-effects, political correctness, the life and times of (Stalin, Lenin, Trotsky or Hitler), 1066 and all that, subliminal messages and persuasion, gender differences in communication, and political parties. So yeah, having serious difficulty choosing between them all. Am currently sitting in the hallway using the "speech properties" on my laptop to make it talk. It's kinda funny. Will leave now, after I clarify the "OMD." Dimitri is one of the main characters in the Vampire Academy series.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

OMG, that dog shooting incident makes me sick. How could people (and only two of them too) massacre 33 dogs? It's disgusting and I personally believe that cruelty to animals is much worse than cruelty to people. I mean, animals can't tell you that you're a f*****g bastard. They can't tell you that they're innocent, or that they're dying a slow and painful death. They can't tell you how much the murder of their friends at their hands hurts them, or the death of their children, parents, or siblings. I believe that animal cruelty is one of the worst crimes that you can commit, right up their with destroying the planet and stealing my technological devices. With human murder, at least they can fight back, plead. But with animals yelps and shrieks of pain can be interpreted in many different ways, like enjoyment if you're insane (like these two f*****g c**ts must be). A message to you two: I hate you with every particle of my being. You're disgusting pigs and I hope that you get locked up for life or longer, and shame on you and your family. I hope you spend the rest of your lives in misery, haunted by their yelps and cries for help.